GOSSIP! What snot face event planner told a certain antiques dealer that her business was ‘not necessarily the kind of trade we want’? To quote a certain Pretty Woman: ‘Big mistake. HUGE.’ The dealer, très upset, phoned a friend, in this case Lady Carolyn X, not known for biting her tongue. My guess is that Snot Face has been notified of Lady Carolyn’s disapprobation. So, most likely, has everyone else. The punch line? The dealer in question buys and sells internationally and supplies many of Snot Face’s current customers; presumably they’re the kind of trade he does want. Next time, find out whom you’re talking to before you pull the ‘we-don’t-want-your-kind-here’ routine, bro.